An orgy of stars: Jeremy, Jason, Samuel, Brent, Diesel, Cody, and more!

Excuse their beauty! It's Jeremy Bilding and Jason Pitt at last night's Cybersocket Awards.

As promised, here is part two of my two-part series: Lessons In Bad Photography. Come for the red eyes, stay for the awkward camera angles. Still, the boys look great, right?

More below...

Men of the Year Reese Rideout and Samuel Colt!

Photo: Rolling Blackouts

Together!

Last year's Man of the Year, Reese Rideout, met this year's Man of the Year, Samuel Colt, at the Cybersockets. Reese congratulated his successor, and it looks like Samuel was intrigued by something below Reese's waist? Hope you had fun, guys!

OK this is really hot

Just earlier I blabbed that Randy Blue's Riley Price and Cayden Ross should film a scene together. Well, here it is. Sort of. Apparently they couldn't keep their hands off each other last night, and can you blame either of them? No, you cannot.

These photos of the slurptastic duo are courtesy of Rolling Blackouts, which, coincidentally, is what my brain has been experiencing all day. Enjoy.

Click to enlarge, right click to save to your desktop, go to "settings" to make one your wallpaper, etc.

And: See Riley's Randy Blue three-way here. Cayden's recent scene is here.

Even though there was an open bar, I managed to take these pictures

Last night at the Cybersocket Awards, there were a lot of porn stars, and there was a lot of free alcohol. I really can't type too many more words in my current condition, so just enjoy all these photos!

Above, Josh Griffin, Brent Everett, Roman Heart, Steve Pena, and Benjamin Bradley. Below, more pictures I vaguely remember taking...

"Furniture so ugly, you won't even want to put your ass on it"

Finally—a TV commercial tells it like it really is.

I often pass stores like this and wonder: does anyone ever buy this junk? I guess the creators of this video were thinking the same thing.

Eye Candy: Tool envy

Photo: Envy Studio

I don't think Valentine's Day is celebrated in the former Soviet Union, but Russia's Envy Studio seems to know exactly what makes a great gift for the sexiest of holidays: a nice big tool! Jump for more tool time.

Unzipped's Word of the Week: "Snatchel"

Get your learn on! It's time for Unzipped's Word of the Week with your teacher, Jewels.

This week's lesson is "snatchel."

Don't be tardy. Your classmates (Brent Corrigan, François Sagat, Michael Prima, Von Legend, Trent Davis, Matthew Rush and Lucky Daniels) need your help in study group!

Breakfast Links

Photo: Powerhouse Press

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• Taylor Lautner's next movie: Will appear as classic toy Stretch Armstrong

Brent Corrigan and Cody Kyler...together at last?!

This is just the beginning...

We went to the Cybersocket Awards, and we've got more Brent, Cody Kyler, Diesel Washington, Andy Kay, Cameron Marshall, Jeremy Bilding, Josh Griffin, Mason Wyler, Michael Lucas, Lucky Daniels, Reese Rideout, and Man of the Year Samuel Colt coming up!

Who will win Best Porn Star at the Cybersocket Awards tonight?

With TWENTY EIGHT nominees, it's impossible to say which performer is going to win the Cybersocket for Best Porn Star, but, if I had to guess, it's going to be Jeremy Bilding. Or Reese Rideout. Or Mason Wyler. Just a hunch! I could be wrong. I probably am. Still, it'll be one of those three! Maybe.

Here are all of the nominees: