One more time: Happy 4th!

OK, we said we were taking the weekend off, but we couldn't resist. See ya later!

(Via Wonkette)

Saturday Night Fever: Green Day “Holiday”

Dazzling fireworks, tasty barbecued treats, and near-naked men are all most of us have on our minds today. And that’s fine—especially since 9.5% of Americans are currently out of work. Escapism is necessary and justifiable sometimes.

But, while some well-paid members of Congress make concessions to big business over health care reform (health care costs are expected to rise another 9% in 2010!), it is important to remember what today is really about: a celebration of the declaration of independence from a repressive, tax-abusing government.

Independence Day is truly the punk rock holiday! We're talking Iggy and the fuckin' Stooges punk rock.

Which is why we chose Green Day’s “Holiday” over Madonna’s: it is a battle cry to rally the people of a broken Republic. That, and we have a long-standing crush on GD's bisexual front man Billie Joe Armstrong. BTW, has anyone ever seen him in the same room as fellow elfin-cutie Elijah Wood? Just asking.

Fourth Of July Candy: Flag pole dance

Photo: Hunter & Gatti

Happy Independence Day Unzippsters! Hope that you are going out to start another revolution today or, at least, plan to warm some weenies on your grill. But, regardless of how the day takes shape, we are feeling explosively happy now that Sarah Palin is leaving government office (that should also help explain why Eye Candy has been away. We were in Alaska on a special mission).

Bush, Cheney, and Palin all out of office since last July 4th—that truly is worth celebrating!

Saturday Morning Music: Kate Miller-Heidke

If you haven't heard of Kate Miller-Heidke, you're not alone. In fact, neither had we until just this week, when somebody posted a clip of a hilarious little ditty of Kate's called "R U Fucking Kidding Me?" on Facebook. Ironically, the song is a kiss-off to an ex who dissed her and then tried to buddy up to her on a few social networking sites (including—uh huh—Facebook), and it's the perfect anthem for today's Internet addict.

A native of Brisbane, the cutesy Aussie is already a sensation in her homeland, garnering four ARIA nominations (the Aussie equivalent of a Grammy) and cracking the top 50 with her frenetic hit "Words" from her debut album Little Eve. A tour through Australia as the opening act for Cyndi Lauper brought her to the attention of L.A.-based producer Mickey Petralia (Beck, Dandy Warhols, Peaches), who helmed her second album, Curiouser, and now she's set to take the States by storm as the buzz around her continues to grow.

Check out the clip for "R U Fucking Kidding Me" above, then check out the video for the totally dance-tastic "I Just Can't Shake It" (from Curiouser) and a live performance of "Words" after the jump to discover for yourself what makes this playful ingenue such a delightful earful.

Happy 4th!

Because we love to get drunk freedom, we are taking the weekend off to celebrate the wonderful American holiday, "4th Of July." This is, of course, the day that gay porn blogs became legal, so check out some of our friends below while we enjoy our time away from the goddamned computer. We'll be back to regularly scheduled programming on Monday.
The Sword
Fleshbot
Men Of Color
Gorgeous Boys
Vincent Lambert
Gay Porn Times
Gay Porn Blog
Just Us Boys
Queer Click
StarrFucker
Jason Curious
DeWayneInSD

And don't forget our NSFW sites, Below the Belt & Men Machine!

Shock: Zac Efron cuts his hair just weeks after Brent Corrigan cut his

A few weeks ago, we all joked about how funny it would be if Zac Efron cut his hair after Brent Corrigan had cut his own in an effort to end the incessant comparisons between them. Well, JOKE'S ON US, because Zac Efron has gone and cut his hair.

While he didn't get the same style as Brent's, Zac's follicular transformation is disturbing nonetheless. Watch out, Brent!

What is it about Argentina?

Photo: Men Machine

On this most patriotic weekend, we'd like to say that the U.S. breeds the hottest men in the world, but it seems like Argentina is giving us a run for our money. We already gave you a "Men of Argentina" gallery featuring Marco Blaze and Daniel Marvin, and now we give you another one featuring Men model and Raging Stallion performer Juan Blas. See why he's got us all hot and bothered on Below the Belt.

What's with the softies, Turkey?

If you're looking to get laid on your next vacation, you might want to think twice about going to Turkey. A recent study conducted by the Turkish Society of Andrology revealed that a whopping 65 percent (or two out of three) of men suffer from erectile dysfunction as a result of the country's living conditions.

Launched in conjunction with Bayer, the study (which used the motto "The penis is the barometer of a man's health) was conducted after courting participants between the ages 15 and 82 (many of whom had never been to a doctor before) at teahouses and betting shops in 25 provinces. The results of the study revealed that obesity, diabetes and high blood pressure are among the conditions that cause erectile dysfunction among the men. "The screenings concluded that the men of our country are experiencing sexual function problems caused by both life conditions and malnutrition," said Professor Ates Kadioglu, the former head of the Society.

Hmmm, is anyone else wondering why—with all those health issues going on—doctors were spending so much time investigating the sexual health of men? I mean, if diseases are running rampant in the country, isn't a softie the least of their problems?

Oh well. So much for that trip to the Turkish bath next month.

Breakfast Links

• Chris Daughtry: Ex-Idol goes Gaga

• Free at last: India de-criminalizes homosexuality

• Josh Duhamel: Fergie's man—totally naked, cock exposed!

• Prepare to have your mind blown: JustCartoonDicks.com

Antonio Biaggi wants you to lay back

Photo: MenMachine.com

Fans of Raging Stallion Studios will recognize Antonio Biaggi, the big-dicked Latin lover whose true 11 inches have invaded everyone from Matthieu Paris and Scott Campbell to Thomas Eszterhazy and Bo Matthews. A laid-back kind of guy, Biaggi thinks sex is best when people just "go with the flow." Find out what else Antonio thinks makes sex great in this week's installment of Porn Star Sex Tips, only on Below the Belt.