Another reason to love Diesel

Pretty much one of the greatest rants he's ever done, after the jump...

Weekend CockTales

Zach Sire, Associate Editor: So after last weekend in Palm Springs and the weekend before that in San Diego, I am not doing ANYTHING this weekend except for laundry, spending quality time with my dog (that sounds weird but it's not, we just spoon), and curling up with my favorite American author's new book, Going Rogue.

This political memoir is said to be a real tour de force, and thanks to a friend at Harper Collins, I have an advance copy that I plan on reading this weekend right before I slit my wrists.

The rest of your Unzipped editorial staff is doing far more than I am. After the jump, take a peek at their off-the-clock escapades...

Gio the masseur has a boyfriend

We brought you Gio a few weeks ago (see here and here), and now we've discovered that he has a boyfriend.

Meet Nikko, who not only is fucking hot, but he also joins Gio on his massage outings. Turns out they offer a "4-handed massage," and the thought of this is simply too much to process.

One more shot of Nikko after the jump...

Mike Ruiz: photographer and artist's muse

We all know how sexy photographer Mike Ruiz is. And a growing number of artists not only recognize his hotness, they have been inspired to capture his image on canvass. And Robert Walker, creator of the Delete comic books, created a super hero based on Ruiz (above). See more renderings of the sexy shooter after the jump.

 

Visit the Jarics in Portland, Oregon Tonight

Unzipped's December cover models, Aden and Jordan Jaric, will be making a public appearance at Invasion Nightclub & Lounge tonight in Portland, Oregon. From the looks of things, it's going to be the must-hit event if you're in Portland or Seattle.

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Former porn star agent David Forest, who's no stranger to getting himself in trouble with the law, could be looking at more hard time. And not the good kind.

Last year, a California court ordered that Forest never manage porn stars' film or live appearances again but, apparently, David Forest was all, "fuck it," and sent out a press release two days ago stating he was going to start doing just that.

Last night, Forest was at Micky's here in West Hollywood for Cocktails With The Stars, where he had booked Simon Dexter to appear, and if you think there is already enough drama at gay bars in WeHo, treat yourself to this report that an anonymous tipster sent me:

Sources ON THE SCENE have verified that David Forest was served with papers, we don't know who the other party is, but we have our suspicions...DF told several insiders last night at Micky's that yes, he in fact was served with legal papers.

In addition to this e-mail, two other sources have confirmed the news. No word on how hot Simon Dexter looked.

***OH SHIT, UPDATED AFTER THE JUMP***

Gays Go to Costco

Craig is our hunky video editor. Amy is an Unzipped writer/commentator who has some funny stuff in our Christmas issue. Craig had never been to Costoc so Amy decided to rectify that situation. What unfolds is their journey. Part one is above.

Breaking: Levi Johnston used a hockey stick

Photo: Getty

Because a fig leaf wouldn't have been big enough?

"The shoot was fantastic!" Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, tells Us of Johnston's New York [Playgirl] session, adding that the nude model wasn't nervous in the slightest. "We're having a lot of fun with it," Jones teases.

And, ahem, how much did Bristol Palin's hockey-playing ex reveal? "People are going to see more of Levi than they thought...There was a hockey stick involved."

It's Derrek Diamond Ass Appreciation Day!

Hooray!

Thanks to a brilliant idea decreed on Twitter yesterday, it has come to pass that today, November 13th, 2009 shall officially be known as Derrek Diamond Ass Appreciation Day!

Derrek's incomparable ass has been dazzling us for nearly two years now, so it only makes sense that we devote an entire day to honoring that which has brought us so much visual pleasure and so many fulfilling moments.

Start celebrating this asstoric day right now by viewing this Derrek Diamond Ass Shrine on Below the Belt. It's a gallery unlike any we've ever created: All Ass, All Derrek.

Happy DDAAD to everyone, and especially to the one who made this day possible, Double-D!

OMG! It's a Sean O-palooza

Photo: Barney's New York

While I have been busy obsessing reporting on Miguel Iglesias, Sean O'Pry has been busy racking up more campaigns. Not only did he pose for a bunch of cute new Barney's New York photos (above and after the jump), he also appeared in a commerical for Uniqlo (below). This is the first Seano commerical I have ever seen—he's in the middle of the commercial, between the two female models. Of course, most of us would prefer to see Seano cast as the Lucky Pierre between two men, but he looks dreamy no matter how he's sandwiched.