[UPDATED] Here ya go: Levi Johnston's first Playgirl pic

Really?

Queer Click writes that Playgirl "just sent" this picture over to them, and the first full set of 25 photos will be up "in a few minutes." The Playgirl site confirms that the photos are indeed up, but if you think I'm spending $20 to see Levi in black and white, and from the shoulder up(!)...well...alright...I considered it! But, sorry. No thanks. Based on this photo, this is going to be even worse than we thought. The first teaser pic, which is called a "teaser" because it's supposed to be a tease, is THIS?

All that being said, getting the Bristol ring finger tattoo in the shot is fucking brilliant.

Ugh...more to come, obviously.

UPDATE: And...we have ass, kids. We have glorious creamy Levi ass. We also have pubes! I take back what I said above. The photos are good, despite the fact that he's hiding his cock with his hand.

An orgy of epic proportions

Breakout Raging Stallion star Cole Streets filmed one for the upcoming Focus/Refocus (available for pre-order now and ships December 1st) and the photos that emerged are too hot to show you here. Join Cole, Steve Cruz, Damien Crosse, Franceso D'Macho, Wilfried Knight, and Angelo Marconi in an orgy scene that you'll never forget. Our week-long Focus/Refocus preview concludes over on Below the Belt, with a massive, 6-man fuckfest gallery.

(In case you missed any of this week's coverage, use this Focus/Refocus tag to get caught up on all the galleries.)

So many presents to look forward to!

Photo: Jeremy Lucido

From original Unzipped holiday cocktails to original hardcore cock, we've got it all for you in our brand new XXXmas issue!

This coming week we will reveal some fabulous drink recipes and offer an inside look at porn's #1 power couple, Randy Blue's Jeremy Lucido and Nick Leoni.

It's all in the new Unzipped...

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The annual Unzipped readers' sex survey results!

Photos: MenMachine

Let's talk about sex!

It's almost as much fun as actually fucking, and you don't have to wash any sheets, towels, or harnesses afterward.

You sent in your answers and we painstakingly tabulated them. Our panel of celebrity sexperts weighed in on some of your answers in the current issue of Unzipped, and here are the complete results!

The gift that keeps on giving...lap dances: The Reese Rideout paper doll

Everyone loves porn star Reese Rideout!

And now you can give the gift of Rideout to every over-18 sentient being in your life.

Get the download (and assembly instructions) after the jump!

Everyone loves porn star Reese Rideout!

And now you can give the gift of Rideout to every over-18 sentient being in your life.

Get the download (and assembly instructions) after the jump!

A gift for you ho ho hos: naughty Chris Rockway wrapping paper!

Here's a special Holiday gift for all of you Unzippsters: Chris Rockway nudie wrapping paper!

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The gift wrap is definitely not safe for workplace secret Santa (unless you work at Unzipped). But it is beautiful, and Chris Rockway is divine...so give it a try with friends.

It may get you laid.

Just wrap Chris Rockway around your box!

See Chris' nude layout in the new issue of Unzipped

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Weekend CockTales

Photo: Reasons to Be Cheerful

Sean Carnage, Online Editor — This weekend, I will be raving about Reasons To Be Cheerful, an absolutely delightful blog dedicated to the graphic design of two classic British artists, Brian Griffin and Barney Bubbles. With visual avant-gardists like Lady Gaga back at the top of the charts, Bubbles' and Griffin's artworks are being reconsidered item by item on this blog. RTBC always passes on new info about the designerly duo's impressive clients—many of whom are still taking risks (like Depeche Mode, who have a new documentary, and Elvis Costello, who has a new Sundance Channel music 'n talk show starting December 8).

More, after the jump.

Regarding Active Duty's David

Yesterday, The Sword reported on one of Active Duty's most beautiful models, David, being an active member of the real military, and people got pissed, complaining that David had been "outed." I've scrubbed the article I wrote yesterday that reported on The Sword's reporting, not because it wasn't newsworthy, but rather, this is a developing story that should be told in its entirety with all the details, which I am gathering now. Stay tuned.

Meanwhile, we can still enjoy David's hotness. That's him above, snapped on a recent shoot.

For an NSFW shot, click here.

Sarah Palin fans(?) yell at her bus

Oh dear, this did not go well. Just look at these furious wingnuts—who evidently did not get their Going Rogues signed after waiting in line for hours like hobos at a soup kitchen—screaming obscenities like "sign our book!" at Sarah Palin's tour bus. What monsters! What if Trig heard them?

And this (please, God) ends Sarah Palin week in America.

BREAKING: Levi Johnston working alongside—and pleasuring—homosexuals!

This week, Levi Johnston expressed his indignation over accusations by former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin (the grandmother of his child with daughter Bristol Palin) that he was an "aspiring porn [star]." Johnston told E! Online's Marc Malkin, "I don't want that image. I don't want to get into porn."

However, Unzipped has uncovered a startling fact: By posing nude in Playgirl magazine Johnston has, indeed, becoming intimately involved with the porn industry. And even more shocking was the revelation that he was recruited into a site that caters to homosexuals and also employs gay XXX film stars.

Read our in-depth investigation with photographic evidence after the jump.