Defined

ACTION! Defined is divided into segments: Thrust, Power, Friction, Seduce and Penetrate. Really, the scenes and words are interchangeable, and only serve as a thread to connect the otherwise unrelated sequences.
Why You'll Want to Watch: See, there's this guy. You may have heard of him. Jeremy Penn? He was Falcon's big, blond collegiate stud pony in the late '90s, but he dropped off the porn map after only a handful of films. He recently made a return to VCRs across the nation in Branded. Rumors spread that he would bottom for the first time on-screen in that film. He didn't. He saved it for Defined. (Well, he might have. See below.)
DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN? Now, for a big inaugural on-screen cherry poppin', you'd think the camera would capture every possible angle of the magic moment. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen when Penn allegedly submits to Roland Dane. Not once do we see a frame that convinces us that Dane's dick is really inside Penn's ass. Oh sure, Dane is up someone's butt, but from the way it's shot it could have been anyone's ass.
BEST SCENE: The best romp is the boxing ring three-way with Addison Scott, Arpad Miklos and Eric Leneau. Big, bad baldy Scott first lifts weights ringside before engaging in some passionate tonsil hockey with the swarthy Miklos. Eventually, both men eagerly bone Leneau.
HEY, ARE YOU A GYMNAST? While sucking Miklos in the three-way, Leneau is suspended from the ropes, upside down, on his head, while getting blown by Scott. Wow!
LAMEST DIALOGUE: Jeremy Penn on bottoming: "I don't get fucked" and "Nobody fucks me," followed by, "Slow. Slow. It's my first time." C'mon, Jeremy, tell us more of those sweet little lies.
STOP TEASING US: When Matthew Rush and Joe Foster go at it in a barn, we almost believe that Rush is going to get boned. Almost. Foster fucks Rush's ass for a while, and it would have seemed natural for him to top. Or maybe not. To Foster's credit, he stays hard while getting fucked, and even manages a partial no-hands come shot.
THERE'S ALWAYS A FLAW: Well, there are a few of them here, unfortunately. Annoying dubbed sex noises are piped into the Rush/Foster pairing. Dane's rimming skills are woefully lacking: He laps at the air and the cheeks around Penn's hole, but never the hole itself. The Dane/Penn scene is a skimpy 12 minutes long, and Penn halfheartedly sucks Dane's dick for about 15 seconds and does about five seconds worth of bad fly-by kissing. (Yes, we really did time this stuff.)
BUY, RENT, OR STEAL? Rent first, and proceed with hesitation. This really isn't Penn's best work. Defined is worth a gander for the Scott/Miklos/Leneau three-way, however.

Review by Bryan Holden