Colton

ACTION! "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who¹s the fairest one of all?" Colton seems to be asking that as he stands naked in front of a floor-length mirror while stroking his pecs. In a twist we never saw coming, his reflection starts chatting him up. Colton seems undisturbed by this, and is even slightly aroused at the prospect of scoring with his reflected self. But the mirror throws us another curve ball and instead shows Colton his myriad alter egos and how each gets busy. In the mirror, Colton sees himself as a committed lover, a Greek god, a hardworking mechanic and--my personal favorite--a toilet sex slut.
THOSE ACTING CLASSES SURE PAID OFF: This film required some range for Colton, as he needed to make love sensitively during the lover scene, fuck sluttily during the toilet sex scene, and bang thoughtfully during the hardworking mechanic sequence. His mirror character also required some depth of expression. And you know what? He pulls it off.
DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN? Now, for a big inaugural on-screen cherry poppin', you'd think the camera would capture every possible angle of the magic moment. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen when Penn allegedly submits to Roland Dane. Not once do we see a frame that convinces us that Dane's dick is really inside Penn's ass. Oh sure, Dane is up someone's butt, but from the way it's shot it could have been anyone's ass.
FAVORITE ODDITY: Two moose heads flank Colton in the museum scene, in which Colton stands still and noble like a Greek statue while Gavin Braun and Jay Ross fuck at his feet. The pair--who are logically overtaken by horniness at the sight of Colton¹s hot abs--fuck energetically while tugging on his cock. Unfortunately, they never draw him into the scene, leaving much to be desired. But that Braun sure can fuck--he loves his job and it shows. That¹s the best kind of porn star.
PLEASE COME BE MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW: Is it any mystery? Colton, kick that Blake Harper to the curb and crawl into my bed (and butt hole)! This man is simply amazing, with his smile that can stop traffic. He can top, bottom, rim and suck with equal skill and enthusiasm. Not many porn stars can single-handedly carry a movie, and Colton makes it look effortless. He can drop the "Ford" altogether and join the ranks of the mono-named Madonna and Cher.
THERE'S ALWAYS A FLAW: Sadly, the money shots here are worth just pennies. Everyone shoots with all the water pressure of a leaky faucet--except for the army-looking Adam Wolfe, who ejects a respectable milky geyser.
MORE COLTON WORSHIP: He does this really sexy thing where he pinches his own nipples while getting blown. He does it almost unconsciously, and for whatever reason it¹s so precious and endearing.
BRAVO, CHI CHI! The final scene will easily go down in the anals--whoops--I mean annals of porn history as one of the steamiest of the year. Two studs slowly become five, which then become a meaty daisy chain with Colton sandwiched in the middle. The crafty camera angle from below captures every little wiggle. By the end, sweat is flying all over the room. Some almost hit me in the eye. Everyone is moaning wildly and breathing hard. The big bang is forever redefined.
BUY, RENT, OR STEAL? Buy it--even if your credit cards are already maxed out.

Review by Pat Bonum