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2nd Gear

Studio: Rascal/Channel 1 Releasing
Directors:Chi Chi Larue
Cast: Lance Gear, Steve Cannon, Peter Raeg, Chad Hunt, Adam Wolfe, Jack Ryan, Jerek, Brad McGuire, Nick Piston, Gavin Braun, Rob Anthony, Danny Vox ACTION! Lance Gear plays the horny vagabond mechanic in this worthy follow-up of In Gear. The inexhaustible, piggy Gear stars in each scene and both pitches and catches in his performances.
BEFORE WE BEGIN, A NOTE ON THE SOUNDTRACK: Why in the hell does every porno seem to have the same stupid music? You know, that lame elevator music that loops endlessly--the obvious product of a drum machine and Casio synthesizer. I guess studios can't throw on any old music they like because of licensing fees and shit, but it'd be nice if the sound engineers could layer in a little beat with the bang.
SPEAKING OF BANG: The last scene is a respectable six-man big bang, which ends with everyone coming on Gear's face. In the middle of all the action, the skinny Chad Hunt walks in with what's got to be the largest schlong in porn. The thing is simply gargantuan. If he weren't a porn star, he could work as a baseball player, bat included.
BEST CHEESY DIALOGUE: There's plenty of it in this one. The funniest is when Gear paws his way into Brad McGuire's pants, saying "I bet you have a big, thick muffler." (Remember, Gear's a car mechanic.) Then McGuire shoves his piston into Gear before coming on his shiny head and licking it off.
MAMA MIA! The Latino-looking Steve Cannon is covered in tattoos and piercings, including some on his nuts. His tattoos look like they were done in prison, which must be where he picked up his fine sex expertise. Just as Cannon and the lithe Nick Piston are about to close the deal, Gear shows up with a tube o' lube and a hard-on, which turns the two into a trio.
THE ODD COUPLE: Not sure about the Gear-Gavin Braun pairing. Though both look like they had a good time, the skinny, ink-free, body-hairless Braun looks odd up Gear's ass. Let's try him on againÐfive years, four tats and 25 pounds from now.
BUY, RENT, OR STEAL? If you're really into Gear, it's worth the schillings; if you're not, don't bother.

Review by Pat Bonum

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