Unzipped Sex Survey We here at Unzipped love it when you readers talk dirty. In fact we developed our annual Unzipped Sex Survey merely because we get off hearing about what turns you on--the good, the bad and the nasty. Oh yeah, it also gives us some clues as to what you want to see uncovered--er--covered in Unzipped. So kick back, loosen up, and tease us with the details of your fabulous sex life. We'll share our findings with you in an upcoming issue. Until then, may you never run out of lube.
Age:
State:
ARE YOU A STUD OR A DUD?
1. How often do you have sex?
1-5 times a day
1-5 times a week
1-5 times a month
1-5 times a year
Never
2. How many sexual partners have you had?
1-5
6-10
11-20
21-50
51-100
So many I can't even remember
3. How old were you when you had your first gay sex experience?
Under 18
18-21
22-25
26-30
I still haven't had one. Any volunteers?
4. What do you identify as?
Top
Bottom
Versatile (aka, bottom in denial)
Labels are for jars, not people!
5. What do you consider your sex life to be?
Vanilla
Kinky
Piggy
WHAT TURNS YOU ON AND GETS YOU OFF?
6. What is your preferred body type?
Naturally smooth or shaved
Moderately hairy/clipped
Very hairy
Chewbacca
7. When it comes to balls, which do you prefer?
Naturally hairy
Trimmed/clipped with some hair
Shaved completely
8. When it comes to asses, which do you prefer?
Naturally hairy
Clipped with some hair
Shaved completely
9. Where do you get sex?
Myself (I'm celibate...adn boy is my arm tired)
Long-term boyfriend
Regualr sex partner/date
Multiple partners/fuck buddies
10. If you're in a relationship, what kind are you in?
Monogamous relationship
Open relationship
Committed relationship with myself (single)
11. How do you use porn videos?
To initiate sex
As a substitute for sex
As an accompaniment to sex
12. Have you ever paid for sex?
Yes
No
13. How do you usually find a sex partner?
Bars/clubs
Internet
Bathhouse/sex club
Print Personals
Other
EROTIC ENVIRONMENTS
14. Have you ever had sex in public(where someone could have possibly seen you)?
Yes
No
15. Have you ever done it in a public restroom?
Yes
No
16. At home, where do you most often have sex?
In bed
On the couch
On the floor
In the shower
In the garage
On the kitchen table
In the bathroom--alone
17. Have you ever done it at work?
Yes
No
18. Have you ever done it at your gym?
Yes
No
SEX, GUYS & VIDEOTAPE
19. Have you ever videotaped yourself during sex?
Yes
No
20. Do you generally use a cock ring when you have sex?
Yes
No
21. Have you ever used a dildo during sex (either on yourself or your partner)?
Yes
No
22. Have you ever used a vacuum pump on your penis?
Yes
No
23. When having sex, which do you prefer to use:
Lube
Spit
Hand lotion
Dry
Crisco/I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
24. Have you ever spanked a sex partner or been spanked by one during a hot and heavy romp?
Yes
No
25. Have you ever had sex in a sling?
Yes
No
26. Have you ever used rope or handcuffs during sex?
Yes
No
27. Have you ever used food during sex?
Yes
No
28. Have you ever been blindfolded or blindfolded someone during sex?
Yes
No
29. Have you ever been fisted or fisted a sexual partner?
Yes
No
30. Have long do you have foreplay before you have sex?
5-10 minutes
10-30 minutes
Up to 1 hour
Over 1 hour
What's foreplay?
31. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary (face to face)
Doggy (both facing foreward)
69 (face in each other's crotch)
Sideways/spooning
32. Which do you prefer to get?
Oral sex
Anal sex
33. Which do you prefer to give?
Oral sex
Anal sex
34. How often is rimming a part of sex?
Every time
Half the time
None ofthe time
35. Where do you like to come?
On my chest
On his chest
On his ass/back
On his face
On his dick
36. Do you swallow?
Yes
No
37. How long does sex usually last?
5-10 minutes
15-30 minutes
1 hour
2-4 hours
All weekend
38. What do you like to do right after sex?
Kiss and cuddle (and pick out China patterns)
Fall asleep together
Shower
Kick his ass out
39. What is your most sensitive erogenous zone?
Cock
Balls
Ass
Nipples
Armpits
Other
40. Have you ever done a mercy fuck/charity shag?
Yes
No
41. Who would be your ultimate fantasy fuck? (Celebrity, porn star, cartoon character, etc...)
42. What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you while you were having sex?
43. What's the most important thing for a sexual partner to have?
A big dick
A great body
A hard ass
A winning personality
Good chemistry
A big bank account
A nice car
44. Which would you prefer to have?
No gag reflex
A nine-inch dick
The ability to take a traffic cone up your ass
45. And finally, once and for all, does size matter? C'mon, tell us the truth, dude.